Truck driver causes multi-vehicle crash while pleasuring himself

A truck driver caused a multi-vehicle pile up in the N2  after he lost concentration while ‘self-servicing’ himself in the early hours of today.


The driver, only identified as Jacob is reported to have started stroking his manhood while watching an x rated video on his phone. Only problem is he did not stop his superlink heavy truck and kept driving, oblivious to the fact that he was reaching a point in the road where traffic was building up.

As he was about to cl_imax, he increased pressure on the accelerator and closed his eyes while the truck surged in great speeds. The truck is reported to have hit a small sedan and the impact caused a wave of car crashes from unsuspecting vehicles in the process. Eventually Jacob’s car came to a grinding halt several hundred metres away and behind him lay a devastating scene of mangled cars and injured people.

When police arrived at the scene, they found an unconscious Jacob with whitish fluid on his pants and hands while the x rated video clip was still playing, with full surround sound.

Miraculously, no one was killed in the wreckage and police had cleared the scene within 3 hours.